Stalking My Act
March 5, 2005 (Landmark Advanced Course, Day 3,
Washington, D.C.)
I thought my act was "I don't trust you". To get my act I spent
about 4 hours writing down things others and I have said about me. I
thought a lot and talked a lot on the phone with my wife Judi and my
friend Glenn to try and find the act. Judi came up with "I don't
trust you". I would NEVER have gotten that by myself. The path to
this came from a comment I made in Hannah's and Joy's listening. It
was in the lunchroom at 9:30 on Thursday morning (day 1 of the
Advanced Course) before our smaller groups were randomly formed.
Hannah was talking about how all her late-20s single women friends
are rushing to get married. In response to this:
A. I wanted to "fix" her because I heard a complaint in her sharing
B. I wanted to be funny at her expense (I've created that being funny
is usually not fun)
C. I wanted to grab attention for myself
I told her this "real story" I had heard:
"If a woman gets to be over 30 and never married, it's more likely
that she will get struck by lightning than get married".
Right after I said this we went into the first session of the
Advanced Course.
For the session she had taken a seat at the opposite end of the room,
FAR AWAY FROM ME for the session. At the break after that session,
she sought me out because my comment caused her to have such a strong
reaction to flee (helped her get her act). We shared several long and
fascinating conversations and created the possibility of being
friends. In case you don't remember Hannah, she is the tall,
absolutely striking, young, blonde woman in our Advanced Course. She
ended up being the leader of my group (completely by chance). In my
world, until that day, tall, striking women were "shallow, uncapable,
unintelligent beings who used their looks to get what they want".
Hannah blows me away with her openness, intelligence, and insight and
caring. I remember being amazed that she could reach out to me and
care about me since I was being a fat, old, bald, unfunny guy at the
time. This behavior was definitely very unshallow of her. As the
weekend passed, I found myself "trusting her" and "having a
relationship with her". For the me that existed before the weekend,
this was an unhittable ball. This is the second time something like
this has happened to me. The first time was when I met my wife
Judi. It's a good story. More on that later...
I spent Saturday (day 3) wondering why the act "I don't trust you"
had exceptions. We learned that day that the act is consistent when
you're in it, and there are no exceptions. I could name a few people
I trust: Judi my wife, my mom, my friends Glenn and Bob. I reasoned
if this really was my act, and I was in it, there should be no
exceptions. I called Glenn and asked him if in the last 20 years, if
he had ever gotten "I don't trust you". He said "no, absolutely not"
and we spent some time trying to figure it out.
I woke up Sunday morning (day 4) and it just came to me: The act I
was being was "I don't need you". Here's how I know the act is "I
don't need you". After I got this, I was driving to church Sunday
morning (day 4). I thought of something that happened to me 20 years
ago. I was in a relationship with a woman named Linda. It was going
great with her. We had fun, we liked each other, and things were
going well. One day she looked at me and she said, "I need you". I
heard "hey, you're on fire, how about if I pour some gasoline on
you?" The picture of my reaction is me running away screaming. The
size of the reaction seems to be related to closeness to the act.
Do you know how else I know? After church, I was sitting in my car
in the Four Seasons Diner parking lot talking to my wife about this.
I said to her "Hey, I got it! It's not "I don't trust you, it's I
don't need you!" (Which caused lots of problems later because every
time I say that to her, I create it for her). After the call, I was
happy I knew my act. I went into the diner, hung my coat on a chair
and went into the Men's room. I was sitting on the toilet and I
noticed the song playing on the sound system was "Going out of my
head over you". If you're not familiar, you can go to this link and
get the song here: http://www.kbapps.com/lyrics/top50/35going.html.
I started laughing hysterically until I was crying in the men's room,
by myself, for no apparent reason...
Later that morning, I was walking to my car to get a turkey sandwich
out of the trunk while I was listening to my voicemails. I got one
from Judi. She said, "Ok, if your act is 'I don't need you' then how
would it work out if my act is 'I need you to need me' "? Again, I
started laughing hysterically. Our acts were compatible. So twice
in one day, I laughed hysterically about something that really
happened. This hadn't happened for at least 7 years. My life was
really fun and effortless when I met Judi and I'm still wondering how
I was able to put my act aside during our courtship and wedding. This
fun life helped me get "The new possibility I'm creating for myself
is being fun". My group helped me get this, but that's another
story...
The impact of this act on my life is I've spent my life not needing
anybody. It's been lonely, powerless and miserable. I almost raised
my son the same way my dad raised me. Eve's sharing gave me "having
no conflict results in a shallow life devoid of joy". I know now
that by having relationships with people I can have joy in my life.
She's in my group too. She too is a striking and awesome young woman
who helps make my life complete. Everybody that got up and shared
helped me get my act. Those people are all real to me and I need
them to be complete.
Getting this act was HARD. By not sharing myself I don't exist to
anyone. I was on the court for the whole Advanced Course working
really hard. One of my strong suits is I'm really good at solving
problems. In spite of these things, it was still really hard to
get. Then, when I thought I had it with "I don't trust you", I
thought I had it, but I didn't.
I want to honor my wife Judi, my friend Glenn, Hannah, Joy, Eve, Jae
and everybody else who helped me win the Advanced Course by sharing
and becoming real to me. I still wonder if "I don't need you" is
really it. I wonder why it just came to me. It seems too easy. So,
if you see my act, let me know. Stay tuned for "Stalking My Act
II"...